Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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