i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I smell like Dick and happiness
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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