Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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