its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize