have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ketchup is God's man juice
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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