Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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