Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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