Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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