I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
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