who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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