And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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