You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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