I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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