Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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