butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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