I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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