even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
pray to the hookup gods
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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