We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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