dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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