Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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