I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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