office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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