fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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