Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
