hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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