I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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