Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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