Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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