I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Who died my cat blue again?
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