Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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