Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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