Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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