You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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