I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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