He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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