I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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