if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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