Nicole vs. Life
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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