i just wanna soil my oats bro
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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