my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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