i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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