I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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