Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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