Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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