so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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