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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.

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(206): View more from Washington

He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...

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(815): View more from Illinois

I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night

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(916): View more from California

Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.

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(440): View more from Ohio

See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage

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(604): View more from British Columbia

There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice

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