butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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