I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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