No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize