I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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