i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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