where am i from again
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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