.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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