'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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