She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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