On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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