brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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