you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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