his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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