Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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